| son: | mom... i'm gay
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| me: | what was that?
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| son: | i'm... gay
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| me: | HA! KNEW IT!
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| son: | wh...what?
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| husband: | what's going on?
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| me: | OUR SON'S GAY!
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| husband: | oh god.
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| son: | wait, is that okay?
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| husband: | no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
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| me: | ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
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| son: | i—
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| me: | YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
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| son: | that's great mom bu—
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| me: | I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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| husband: | your mother has this thing about ga—
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| me: | I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
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| son: | mom that really isn—
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| me: | HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
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| husband: | shit
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| me: | WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
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| son: | dad, what's going o—
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| me: | WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
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| husband: | walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
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| me: | YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
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| son: | i'm scared
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| husband: | it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
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| me: | I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG |