December 2011
42 posts
britons:
ezralovesyou:
He gives you a box of jelly donuts for breakfast one morning. As you bite into a donut, he says: “They’re filled with my blood. The ultimate filling. Now you are full of my love.”
#this is forgivable because donuts
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
When you go back to school, look around, and...
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idk why this killed me so much aoihagyiouhtkhfd
“The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn’t want to know her better....”
– From Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (via cryptogirl
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When I have kids, I'm gonna raise them to be the...
autopsyturvey:
Because I hate kids in general.
Like really hate kids.
But not my kids.
I will raise my kids to have so much swagger it’ll be impossible to hate them.
Mah children bring all the ‘rents to the yard.
True dat. My kids will be so fly they be the target of cougar teenagers like me OOPS
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
Yeah, I'm just gonna blog right now because...
I really love Environmental Science and the documentary about mangroves and fish and all, but wtf I don’t understand the questions our prof gave. Oh and just gonna put this out there, he looks like Flynn Rider. Me and my blockmates actually chose that class specially for him cause who doesn’t want Flynn Rider as a prof? Anyway, his one question goes like this: “Discuss insights,...
stpatience:
kimofwishfulthinking:
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autopsyturvey:
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mrs-larrystylinson:
