January 2011
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December 2010
77 posts
That terrifying moment when you realise you're...
kimofwishfulthinking:
Puuu
That awkward moment when you see your crush...
red0217:
Ang awkward talaga when you like everyone
I hate when i go to someone's tumblr and they have...
moderatovitadolce:
piaaakmt:
BITCH I’M LISTENING TO MY MUSIC.
THIS.
One of the best feelings in the world is when...
Ang cheezy but gawd, hugs are the best.
There are two types of greetings:
smartcasual-:
Friends:
Best friends:
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
When you've been hurt, you're scared to get...
kimofwishfulthinking:
EXACTLY.
THAT MOMENT WHEN THE HOT BOY IN MY CLASS
nikkimiruiz:
Asks for my help with something and on the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m all:
And then I help him and he’s all:
And I’m like:
And he’s all “I love you so much right now”:
And at first I wanna be like:
But then I realize he just said that because I saved his ass and I’m all:
And then he goes back to his seat and I’m all:
Then after class I tell my...
I'll set you up against the stars.: Wanted to... →
autopsyturvey:
Wanted to write some kind of rant thing on tumblr tonight, because everything on tumblr is mostly reblog nowadays. It’s different compared to when I first went on tumblr, and people actually talked about stuff. :))
Then I sort of realized that talking about things won’t change anything. Once I’m…
If it makes you feel better, you can think of me. Think of how the past few...
The Ballsy Way ... not
Okay screw my other posts I am not gonna try watching the advanced screening of the movie the ballsy way tonight. :-< There are a lot of other ballsy things I could do some other ballsy time but my other ballsy friends are all dead from having too much fun this weekend…so I guess not tonight. Guys, rest up please. I demand to see at least one of you on monday. Yes, this is a call to...
Fuck Yeah The Universe: December 2010 lunar... →
fuckyeahtheuniverse:
A total lunar eclipse will take place on December 20/21, 2010. It will be visible after midnight Eastern Standard Time on December 21 in North and South America. The beginning of the total eclipse will be visible from northern Europe just before sunrise. The end of the total eclipse…
omg I have to see this.
The moment you're talking to someone you used to...
lolwowmom:
:| :)) Then everything else is a joke.
I still don't understand what I am to you.
coinoperatedcharm:
What was I to you?
Alam kong masaya siya pag sinasabihan ko siya ng...
autopsyturvey:
deusdork:
Kasi nirereply niya, “HAHAHAHAHA.”
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:))