January 2012
33 posts
It's official, I have the biggest girl crush on...
stylesvibe:
me too
Have you ever felt?
seiro:
Like you don’t know what’s going on anymore. Like you don’t care about anything anymore. You’ve lost motivation to do anything. Your mind is set on too many things that you are confused about your feelings, and you can’t explain how you feel either. The feeling of emptiness, and feeling that barely anyone is there for you. Feeling that no one understands you anymore. And it seems like...
Joanne and I are trying to find the moon.
autopsyturvey:
Someone must’ve ran away with it or something ‘cause it’s not up there shining through the clouds like it usually does.
Edit: Okay what, the moon is now visible on Joanne’s part of the world but not mine. This isn’t fair yo I want my moon back.
Everytime I tell people “Oh look at this it’s pretty” it disappears. This is how all the pretty things in my life...
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go to neopets > change language to chinese > use...
autopsyturvey:
snitz:
bothbuttons:
mt-padalecki:
GOOD LORD. A WHOLE JAR OF OLIVES
… Wow!
like my mother in the past often do
Good Lord
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
December 2011
42 posts
britons:
ezralovesyou:
He gives you a box of jelly donuts for breakfast one morning. As you bite into a donut, he says: “They’re filled with my blood. The ultimate filling. Now you are full of my love.”
#this is forgivable because donuts
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
When you go back to school, look around, and...
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))
idk why this killed me so much aoihagyiouhtkhfd
“The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn’t want to know her better....”
– From Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (via cryptogirl
)
When I have kids, I'm gonna raise them to be the...
autopsyturvey:
Because I hate kids in general.
Like really hate kids.
But not my kids.
I will raise my kids to have so much swagger it’ll be impossible to hate them.
Mah children bring all the ‘rents to the yard.
True dat. My kids will be so fly they be the target of cougar teenagers like me OOPS
